My Immortal

My Immortal

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Tara Gilesbie By XXXbloodyrists666XXX Completed

My Immortal is the magnum opus of Tara Gilesbie. It is a Harry Potter fanfiction that was originally posted to FanFiction.net between 2006 and 2007. It ran for 44 chapters (plus one that was posted when someone hacked Tara's account) before Tara inexplicably stopped updating. Fans of the series have written My Immortal: The Sequel, mocking the original's stories plot.

My Immortal's "story" covers the seventh year of Ebony "Enoby" Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way at Hogwarts School in England, as well as the lives of her Goth friends, especially Draco Malfoy and Vampire Potter. There is something of a love triangle between Enoby, Draco, and Vampire, because Draco and Vampire are both bisexual and apparently sex addicts. Others become temporarily involved in the saga of love and sex. In addition, Vlodemort wants Enoby to shoot Vampire. Why he didn't just have her curse Vampire, or do so himself, remains unknown.

There a number of characters mentioned in My Immortal, but only a handful have any real significance. More specifically, only Enoby and the characters who obsess over her/follow her around are important. Most of these characters are also vampires. Many of these characters have confessed their love to Ebony, been called pedos or posers or what have you, and some characters have also committed suicide just to return the next chapter. Or otherwise survived the killing curse, hilariously referred to as "Abra Kedabra" and more botched up names. Let's also not forget how Ebony and Vlodemort seem to be perfectly fine after having "Imperius" (Imperio) and "Crookshanks" (Crucio) cast on each other.

CalebCroft CalebCroft Aug 21
I don't know what made me laugh more, the story or these comments 😂
Can someone explain why this fanfiction is so famous? Literally all fellow potterheads read this fanfic I didnt wanna be left out😂
I saw the beginning to this fic everywhere and i had no idea it was from this. I wanna kill it.
off0noff off0noff Sep 08
I want to print a copy of this for satire purposes and also to laugh at it when im not sober and to have a cringe fest for when i am sober
Serendibitephan Serendibitephan an hour ago
the amount of people who reply to this is equivalent to my strength of reading this
There is no God is there. Because he would lay mercy upon me