My Immortal

My Immortal

46.1K Reads 826 Votes 45 Part Story
Tara Gilesbie By XXXbloodyrists666XXX Completed

My Immortal is the magnum opus of Tara Gilesbie. It is a Harry Potter fanfiction that was originally posted to FanFiction.net between 2006 and 2007. It ran for 44 chapters (plus one that was posted when someone hacked Tara's account) before Tara inexplicably stopped updating. Fans of the series have written My Immortal: The Sequel, mocking the original's stories plot.

My Immortal's "story" covers the seventh year of Ebony "Enoby" Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way at Hogwarts School in England, as well as the lives of her Goth friends, especially Draco Malfoy and Vampire Potter. There is something of a love triangle between Enoby, Draco, and Vampire, because Draco and Vampire are both bisexual and apparently sex addicts. Others become temporarily involved in the saga of love and sex. In addition, Vlodemort wants Enoby to shoot Vampire. Why he didn't just have her curse Vampire, or do so himself, remains unknown.

There a number of characters mentioned in My Immortal, but only a handful have any real significance. More specifically, only Enoby and the characters who obsess over her/follow her around are important. Most of these characters are also vampires. Many of these characters have confessed their love to Ebony, been called pedos or posers or what have you, and some characters have also committed suicide just to return the next chapter. Or otherwise survived the killing curse, hilariously referred to as "Abra Kedabra" and more botched up names. Let's also not forget how Ebony and Vlodemort seem to be perfectly fine after having "Imperius" (Imperio) and "Crookshanks" (Crucio) cast on each other.

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AnwenPattinson AnwenPattinson Nov 20, 2017
Why?! Why would you hurt my baby?!
                              Is it just me that ships drapple but would legit turn into an apple for Draco?!?!?!
                              No? Just me? Okay...
I'm reading it again. Not really because I didn't read the full story the first time but yeah.....you get my point.
AnwenPattinson AnwenPattinson Nov 20, 2017
Why?! Why would you hurt my baby?!
                              Is it just me that ships drapple but would legit turn into an apple for Draco?!?!?!
                              No? Just me? Okay...
motelfreak motelfreak Jan 16
MY DADS COWORKER TOLD ME ABOUT THIS AND I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS
PuppyCake47STTCarrot PuppyCake47STTCarrot Dec 02, 2017
I'm reading this because I saw a youtube video where Kanaya from Homestuck had actually written this to troll Rose.
LittleZari LittleZari Dec 26, 2017
The first sentence in and I already want to jump off a bridge.