Stages Of Having A Crush  | lrh

Stages Of Having A Crush | lrh

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˗ˏˋ jan ˎˊ˗ By alienstars Updated Feb 14, 2016

in which a geeky, shy nerd tries to identify the stages of having a crush through science with the help of a dorky, cool, awkward cheese stick 
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Damn in 7th grade (which was only last year) the only thing I did in a closet was cry
^^ you dubbed it but you didn't name it, SO I name this diamond,.....
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              MUFFIN GORDON MCPENGUINBOTTOM!!!
I wouldn't know the stages of a crush every single boy at my school is a dickhead I couldn't like any of them even if I tried
oranjkid oranjkid Dec 01, 2016
I never deny having a crush lol I'm always like "fuc k ur sexy"
AlexaLovesLuke AlexaLovesLuke Oct 23, 2016
I said that about Luke, yet, look at my username, Instagram, tumblr, profile pictures, posters, yeah I'm over him
lukesfrappucino lukesfrappucino Jul 01, 2016
I SWEAR IF THIS IS CARA AND LUKE I WILL LOSE MY MARBLES I SHIP THEM SO HARD