"Patrick, this is my asshole of a best friend that kind of has a way of words,"
No petetick fanfic is complete without a thanks Pete somewhere in there
Why would you take out your piercings when you sleep?? I don't.
I READ THAT AS TRUMP
AND I WA SLILE
"BYE, O HATE YOU ALL"
I CAN'T IMAGINE PAT WITH ALL THOSE TATTOOS AND PIERCINGS AJHAHHAHAHAHHAH
debby I love you but you have a giant lizard and 4 stupid kids to take care of now leave joshler gotta happen
I just thought for a second then did that sitting down little jump thing