The Bandom Bible

The Bandom Bible

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what am i doing By introtoanxiety Updated Nov 27

This book is for people who have an unhealthy obsession with bands and their members. I got this idea from @LeaveAnnaAlone's Fandom Bible book. My Tumblr is afeveryouwillneversweatout if you would like to follow it. Also I'm gonna slip in an inspirational chapter every now and then.

*laughs nervously as millions of photos of Alex Turner slide out of my pockets* thESE ARENT MINE
Pfft. I totally don't obsess over them. It's stupid. *heart shatters into a million pieces* DON'T JUDGE MY SAD LIFE STYLE!
I was in my car and that song came on and i was like 'OMG I LOVVE THIS SONG'then my mom started singing it and i was like'stahp what u doing
lunaozzie lunaozzie Jun 30
What do you mean ? I'm not obsessed with the holy emo trinity? * has playlist dedicated to them*
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE? WHO ARE THEY? I- I DON'T LIKE THEM! *tons of pictures fall out of my pockets* THESE AREN'T MINE.
_JaPhan_ _JaPhan_ Nov 28
pfft that's ridiculous- why would anYONE be obsessed over BANd mEMber— *25 million pictures band members fall out*
                              
                              *LOOKS AT PILE OF PHOTOS* *INTENSE SWEATING* h-heh.... wh-whaT ARe thOOSe,,-