My Little Lollipop (Laughing Jack x Reader)

My Little Lollipop (Laughing Jack x Reader)

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MissCreepypasta2116 By MissCreepypasta2116 Updated Jul 16

Your just a normal girl living with your single mother...Or so you thought you were normal...That is till your worst nightmare turned into...A love story? And it all started from a garage sale? How far will this spiraling love story with that monochrome clown go? Or more specifically, your love story. ~Read on to find out~

UM NO. IM NOT OLD, WOMAN. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA SAY NEXT, THAT IM FAT JUST CAUSE I EAT SOME JUNK FOOD SOMETIMES?
                              *takes pacifier out of mouth, throws it at mom, and stuffs face with kitkats and a random tube of chocolate mint ice cream*
I like how people comment there song and I'm sitting here triggered by the fact I'm 15.....
mom: here we are~ 
                              
                              Me: *smashes face on car window*. . . DA FUK IS DIS PLACE? I thought we were going to Chuky Chees!!
                              
                              Me: your to old for that -_-
                              
                              Me: well I'm not old enough for this!! * points at old lady trying to sell tea cups in her garage*
                              
                              Mom: *pulls ear* oh yes you are botch
*gasp*
                              HOW DO I CHOOSE ???
                              At the moment...
                              Michael Jackson/Young the Giant/Fall out Boy ect
Me: mum where tf are we?._.
                              Mum:A garage sale 😄
                              Me:WHO TF TOLD YOU TO BRING US HERE TO WANTED TO GO TO THE PARK TO GET ON THE SLIDE!😐😡
                              Mum:Thats for little kids be normal 😂😂
                              Me:*Stares and then bish slaps mum* IM NOT NORMAL YOU S.O.B!
So my meaning of normal: a girl name ashley aka fabulous duck who screamed for no reason people try to hug her or tap her she yells "don't touch me" ×15 times in a weird voice and wants to own tigers