For all the Potterheads
I'm a pureblood Malfoy! Like yourself though I'm not as prideful as you are about being "an all mighty Pureblood!" I don't really care that I'm a pureblood.... I care about my family's history and my family itself but not my blood status....
If that was me I would slap his face and sing "you got mud on your face, you big disgrace someone better put you back in your place"
This would be me:
Me: don't worry, it happens to everyone.
Neville: you mean, everyone bumps into someone else at some point in their life?
Me: no. I mean I bump into everyone. Literally. Everyone.
*causally continues reading and pretends not to care or notice Fred is dead but inside is screaming and crying*
Oh Draco dear,can you come here * Draco comes over* *SMACK*!!!! I'm a halfblood so that'she what you get for calling me a mudblood,hun. Now buh,bye
I'm a Pureblood Slytherin and a descendant of Voldemort himself, actually