Well, This Sucks: A Jujutsu Kaisen Guide to Not-Dying (Hopefully)✓
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SHABAM!!
You've been isekai'd into the world of Jujutsu Kaisen!! Although your life before had been nothing but simping and living....how the hell do you plan to survive this one Snack-chan?
Be forewarned that this story has no plot and its really just me expressing how fucking hilarious I am.
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ISEKAI-ED MULTIVERSE
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The Nanami household is great at many things. But most notably, they're amazing at keeping secrets. Nanami Kento ensures that no one in his life knows he has a wife, going as far as not even buying a wedding ring in the first place. Meanwhile, L/n Y/n is certain that no one knows the truth of her existence; that she, who'd been isekai'd into this world years ago with the power to reverse time by a singular second, is now here to reverse the plot of every tragedy that'd ever happened. Her greatest mission? To save her husband from his own death. Oh, and the cat? Well, he has secrets of his own too. ═ ═ ═ ╰☆╮ ═ ═ ═ started: 1.18.24 completed: 3.2.26 ═ ═ ═ ╰☆╮ ═ ═ ═ #1 nanamikentoxreader [11/12/24] #1 gojosatoru [12/15/24] #1 animegirls [12/15/24] #1 nanamikento [1/19/25] #1 animeboys [2/28/25] #1 cringe [3/18/25] #1 nanami [9/2/25] #1 itadoriyūji [10/10/25] #1 jujutsukaisenxreader [12/16/25] #1 nanamikento [3/24/26]Complete
𝐓𝐨𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐰 (𝐌𝐞𝐠𝐮𝐦𝐢 𝐅𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐮𝐫𝐨 𝐱 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫)
𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐦𝐨 𝐛𝐨𝐲 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐉𝐮𝐣𝐮𝐭𝐬𝐮 𝐊𝐚𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐧 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐚 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐡 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐥. 𝐀 𝐥 𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐫 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐛𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐌𝐞𝐠𝐮𝐦𝐢 𝐟𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐫. 𝐇𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐚 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧. 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐭!Complete
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A short Jujutsu Kaisen Story ♡ .•°○.*•°○.•*°•● .•*°○.•°○*.•°•● " ꜱʜᴏᴜᴛ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ, ᴡʜᴏ ɪ ᴡᴀꜱ... ᴀɴᴅ ɢᴜɪᴅᴇ ᴍᴇ ʜᴏᴍᴇ.." .*•°○.•°○.•°•°•*● .•°*○.•°○.*•°•°•● Growing up seeing 'monsters' that nobody else saw was hard... They never believed you. But with the help of your Mother and Grandfather, you grew in confidence. And along the way, you managed to fumble and fall for a certain white-haired prodigy... 10k💞 - 27/12/2020 #1 "ᴊᴊᴋ" 21/12/20 #3 "ᴄᴜʀꜱᴇꜱ" 19/12/20Complete
𝐁𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐈 𝐃𝐢𝐬𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐫 | 𝐒. 𝐆𝐨𝐣𝐨 ✔️
" 𝑾𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒐𝒖𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒔 𝒎𝒆, 𝒊𝒕 𝒃𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒔. 𝑰𝒕'𝒔 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒐𝒖𝒄𝒉 𝒊𝒔 𝒔𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒐 𝒎𝒚 𝒔𝒌𝒊𝒏, 𝒃𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒎𝒆, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑰 𝒉𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒊𝒕. 𝑰 𝒉𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒊𝒕 𝒔𝒐 𝒎𝒖𝒄𝒉 𝑰 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒌 𝑰 𝒎𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒄𝒓𝒚. 𝑰 𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒊𝒕. „ ‧₊ ˚ ⊹ ࣭ ⭑ . ₊ ⊹ .₊๋ ‧₊ ˚ ⊹ ࣭ ⭑ . ₊ ⊹ .₊๋ ‧₊ ˚ ⊹ ࣭ ⭑ . ₊ ⊹ .₊๋ ‧₊ ˚ I wasn't sure if anyone would notice if I disappeared tomorrow. My family would sigh, maybe, relieved they had one less problem to worry about. School would roll on as always, churning out graduates who'd look back at this town like a bad dream. I knew I had to get out before I became one of them. But then, there he was. Smiling at me like I was someone worth noticing. ‧₊ ˚ ⊹ ࣭ ⭑ . ₊ ⊹ .₊๋ ‧₊ ˚ ⊹ ࣭ ⭑ . ₊ ⊹ .₊๋ ‧₊ ˚ ⊹ ࣭ ⭑ . ₊ ⊹ .₊๋ ‧₊ ˚ ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ It's important to note that this story diverges from the original 'Jujutsu Kaisen' manga/anime and features the characters owned by Gege Akutami. ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ This story takes place in the modern world, separate from the JJK universe. ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ I've worked to preserve the characters' personalities as they are portrayed in the anime/manga, avoiding any mischaracterization. However, their traits may have subtly shifted depending on the situation. ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ All cover credits go to the original artist.Complete
Infinity || Gojo Satoru
[𝘚𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘶 𝘎𝘰𝘫𝘰 𝘹 𝘧!𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳] In which you developed mysterious abilities as a teenager where you live off sexual energy. Now, as an adult, you're in touch with a certain white-haired sorcerer who's a little too interested in what you can do. Maybe you'll find answers about what you are when you're suddenly thrown into the world of Jujutsu. (This is set when Gojo/Shoko/Geto/Nanami are all around 21-22ish. Geto hasn't defected and Nanami never left) cw: Not cannon compliant, Romance, Fluff, Smut, Gojo Satoru being and idiot, Reader is also an idiot, Gojo Satoru has a big dick, jealousy, possessiveness, vaginal fingering, vaginal sex, rough sex, oral sex, spit kink, breeding kink, choking, gagging, angst, friends with benefits to lovers, body horror aspects with a curse, face slapping, feelings, hurt/comfort Started: 8/28/22 Ended: 2/23/23 Cover art: @MrJieshisu on TwitterComplete
𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐈𝐍 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 ᝰ 𝐓𝐎𝐉𝐈 𝐅𝐔𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐆𝐔𝐑𝐎
❝𝐈 𝐖𝐈𝐒𝐇 𝐈 𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐃 𝐘𝐎𝐔❞ ╳╳╳╳ ʬʬ𝗐𝖾𝗅𝖼𝗈𝗆𝖾 𝗍𝗈 ᜰ 𝑺𝑻𝑰𝑳𝑳 𝑰𝑵 𝑳𝑶𝑽𝑬 ᜰ ↳ after still messing around with your ex husband, you began to wonder if you're still in love with him after finding out about his new girlfriend... ╳╳╳╳ 𖥻toji 𝗑 𝖿𝖾𝗆 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋 𖥻𝗌𝗆𝗎𝗍 𖥻𝖺𝗇𝗀𝗌𝗍 𖥻𝖿𝗅𝗎𝖿𝖿 ▸𝖢𝖫𝖠𝖲𝖲𝖸𝖱𝖡𝖥
The Lunar's blessing || JUJUTSU KAISEN x READER
"Y/n..." Satoru whispered close to your ears with a groan which made your heart start beating faster, making you sensually aroused. Satoru intentionally led his body forward to touch you in the maximum way possible. Whenever he was with you, he wanted to feel you all over him. At first, he was only interested in your powers but soon became attracted to your soul as well as each part of your body. :･ﾟ✧:･.☽˚｡･ﾟ✧:･.::･ﾟ✧:･.☽˚｡･ﾟ✧:･:･ﾟ✧:･.☽˚｡ After an accident, Y/n L/n was transported into an unknown dimension of a cursed world where sorcery existed. Y/n took this as an opportunity to relive her life after the horrible and struggling life she had spent in the previous world. Despite upholding an immense amount of curse energy, she tried to keep her profile low with the aim of avoiding becoming a hero on the borderline to save the other unknown humanity. But little did she know, fate had other plans for her and she'd get stuck in the midst of the same situation she feared. 𝗚𝗲𝗻𝗿𝗲 - 𝗥𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗲 𝗛𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗺, 𝗥𝗼𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲, 𝗔𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻, 𝗔𝗻𝗴𝘀𝘁 :･ﾟ✧:･.☽˚｡･ﾟ✧:･.::･ﾟ✧:･.☽˚｡･ﾟ✧:･:･ﾟ✧:･.☽˚｡ Y/n x Satoru Gojo (MAIN) Y/n x Suguru Geto (MAIN) (Kenjaku will not take over Suguru in the whole series) Y/n x Megumi Fushiguro Y/n x Ryomen Sukuna Y/n x Toge Inumaki Y/n x Yuta Okkotsu #1 🥇 in #gojosatoru #1 🥇 in #yanderegojo #1 🥇 in #jujutsukaisenxoc #1 🥇 in #gojoxreader #1 🥇 in #sugurugeto #1 🥇 in #satoru #1 🥇 in #Maki #1 🥇 in #yanderegojo #1 🥇 in #toge #1 🥇 in #tokyo #3 🥉 in #sukuna #3 🥉 in #toge #3 🥉 in #panda #3 🥉 in #satoruxreader #4 in #jujutsukaisenxreader #8 in #gojo :･ﾟ✧:･.☽˚｡･ﾟ✧:･.::･ﾟ✧:･.☽˚｡･ﾟ✧:･:･ﾟ✧:･.☽˚｡ MATURED - Fast-burn since Reverse Harem -Sexual content -Angst -Violence -SAComplete
SAIKYŌ ─ Gojo S.
❝ WHAT MAKES A GOOD LIFE WORTH LIVING? ❞ 🖇 after years of struggling, gojo finds a way to escape the hell he used to call home. he'd then meet a woman who helps him build a new life─problem is.. she seems to love keeping secrets. • ────── ✾ © yua-giri [ female ! reader ] [ updates : COMPLETED ] [ status : COMPLETED ] [ impressive rankings : 64 # fantasyau - 07.09.21 20 # suguru - 07.24.21 16 # kento - 07.24.21 14 # shoko - 08.15.21 63 # geto - 08.15.21 55 # nanami - 09.05.21 63 # jjk - 09.22.21 98 # jujutsukaisen - 11.28.21 1 # fantasyau - 05.24.22 112 # jjk - 09.04.23 ]Complete
The Nanami household is great at many things. But most notably, they're amazing at keeping secrets. Nanami Kento ensures that no one in his life knows he has a wife, going as far as not even buying a wedding ring in the first place. Meanwhile, L/n Y/n is certain that no one knows the truth of her existence; that she, who'd been isekai'd into this world years ago with the power to reverse time by a singular second, is now here to reverse the plot of every tragedy that'd ever happened. Her greatest mission? To save her husband from his own death. Oh, and the cat? Well, he has secrets of his own too. ═ ═ ═ ╰☆╮ ═ ═ ═ started: 1.18.24 completed: 3.2.26 ═ ═ ═ ╰☆╮ ═ ═ ═ #1 nanamikentoxreader [11/12/24] #1 gojosatoru [12/15/24] #1 animegirls [12/15/24] #1 nanamikento [1/19/25] #1 animeboys [2/28/25] #1 cringe [3/18/25] #1 nanami [9/2/25] #1 itadoriyūji [10/10/25] #1 jujutsukaisenxreader [12/16/25] #1 nanamikento [3/24/26]
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