In which a guy accidentally sends a dick pic to someone that is not his girlfriend.
Good job, Patrick.
THIS HAS BEEN REWRITTEN & I WOULD GREATLY APPRECIATE IF YOU STAYED AWAY FROM THIS COPY AND CLICKED STRAIGHT TO THE NEW ONE. THANK YOU.
Pete (or Patrick in this case) was like "Oh my God! I'm so embarrassed about this dick pic!" And then I saw the dick pic, and I was like "Eh, it's not bad. It's not a bad dick, let's be real."
Guy: r u good at sports m8
P.S: I Was so sports I started an band
Two months later and:
A) I still don't know the answer and
B) I can't imagine Patrick with tattoos and piercings and sports but it's a once concept
Patrick was so good at sports that he sent a dick pick to Pete.
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All I can think of is Patrick running on a hamster wheel in that video.