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phan // one-shots

phan // one-shots

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siân ✨ By evanescent-lester Updated Feb 27

"i wonder how biology can explain the physical pain in your chest when all you want to do is be with someone." - d.h. 
or, various happy endings for your two favourite idiots.
{may 2015 - ???}

THE TASTE OF YOUR LIPS IM ON A RIDE YOUR TOXIC IM SLIPPIN' UNDER
HelloFellowPhamily HelloFellowPhamily Dec 23, 2016
I literally sleep on top of my friend when shes on a sleepover
How dan and Phil probably got together 
                              
                              
                              Dan: I can't think straight around you, Phil
                              
                              Phil:
                              
                              Dan:
                              
                              Phil:
                              
                              Dan:
                              
                              Phil&Dan: *has the cheeky bum secks*
Dan ur being a tad creepy... I think his is what inspired 'Cat Cant Catch Me'
HelloFellowPhamily HelloFellowPhamily Dec 23, 2016
when you hear the sound of thunder, dont you get too scared
                              just grab ur thunder buddy, and say these magic words *screams* fuCCK YOU THUNDER
                              YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK
                              YOU CANT GET ME THUNDER CAUSE UR JUST GODS FARTS
*comes to comment section to make an amazingphil reference*
                              
                              *sees the large amount of amazingphil references*
                              
                              *Continues to type out comment with an amazingphil reference*
                              
                              ;p