phan // one-shots

phan // one-shots

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siân ✨ By evanescent-lester Updated Feb 27

"i wonder how biology can explain the physical pain in your chest when all you want to do is be with someone." - d.h. 
or, various happy endings for your two favourite idiots.
{may 2015 - ???}

How dan and Phil probably got together 
                              
                              
                              Dan: I can't think straight around you, Phil
                              
                              Phil:
                              
                              Dan:
                              
                              Phil:
                              
                              Dan:
                              
                              Phil&Dan: *has the cheeky bum secks*
*comes to comment section to make an amazingphil reference*
                              
                              *sees the large amount of amazingphil references*
                              
                              *Continues to type out comment with an amazingphil reference*
                              
                              ;p
jsjxnajsjdhsnnajJNnjJjBbbHNSNNXJSJANnjHdbnslahnNhkHsbsmzjBbahsb C zu a MIND a zhznnannejwjsjznn!!!! THE PHANGIRLING!!!!!!! SQUEEEEE!!!
Anyone wanna help out this confused, sad American who has now freken clue how the moneys work in Britain?
I'd just be that old lady crying and clapping in the background
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 
                              
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                              god i relised what people with a dirty mind might have read this