A bunch of things that teachers say
Could be cuz the kids don't listen and just talk & talk & talk.
I don't know, can you get a full time job? (Only works if it's a substitute teacher)
Teacher: You should have gone before class started
Me: WELL I DIDN'T HAVE TO GO THEN
OH MY GOD. MY 45H GRADE TEACHER SAID THAT. He was like, "I don't know, CAN you?" And we'd reply like, "Ugh, MAY I go to the bathroom??"
One of my teachers have told the class we were the worse, and the year before my class made the teacher leave the room crying...
Omg my substitute teacher told one of the worst kids in my class that and he said wheel I can gust piss on the floor and ran out of school