Fire's Sense Of Humor

Fire's Sense Of Humor

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Dimitri By 4evrGay Completed

Ah the fire place. A spot in the house that is warmed by fire, people gather around it on cold nights, Santa Clause uses it to break into your home every year, you even hang socks over it for him to drop little toys and candy in to bribe you to bake cookies for him in the years to come. Well, Santa was not what came out of my fireplace, Santa was also not the one that I became completely infatuated with over the course of two days.

MaxZtrikes MaxZtrikes Jun 27
Duuuuude If he has yellow eyes he better get dem medical exams o_O
HelenDark1 HelenDark1 Jun 15
Lmao! I thought I was the only one who pauses to see their retarded faces 😂😂
penguinpplz penguinpplz Aug 13
Lol just started and probably some my parents up with me laughing
sterna sterna Jan 20
I'll keep that in mind! 'No reading this book, in my work area....' got it, thanks!
TheDemonQueenOfAll TheDemonQueenOfAll Sep 20, 2015
I have scared my sister by reading over my shoulder and this just makes it all the better
LadyDrak1075 LadyDrak1075 Sep 08, 2015
clairvoyance, dream love that.....
                              
                              Mommy dearest better be glad she gone or else be ......