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Fire's Sense Of Humor

Fire's Sense Of Humor

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Dimitri By 4evrGay Completed

Ah the fire place. A spot in the house that is warmed by fire, people gather around it on cold nights, Santa Clause uses it to break into your home every year, you even hang socks over it for him to drop little toys and candy in to bribe you to bake cookies for him in the years to come. Well, Santa was not what came out of my fireplace, Santa was also not the one that I became completely infatuated with over the course of two days.

Where can I acquire one of these magic multiflavored popcorn containers you speak of? Why have I never encountered one of these? Am I just extremely uncultured? TELL ME YOUR SECRETS ALL-POWERFUL GOD OF MULTIFLAVORED POPCORN CONTAINERS!
MaxZtrikes MaxZtrikes Jun 27, 2016
Duuuuude If he has yellow eyes he better get dem medical exams o_O
camerashy90 camerashy90 Mar 08, 2017
What the hell is a pussy fight? Do you fight by pushing the two pussies together?
HelenDark1 HelenDark1 Jun 15, 2016
Lmao! I thought I was the only one who pauses to see their retarded faces 😂😂
BTSxEXOxMONSTAX BTSxEXOxMONSTAX Aug 13, 2016
Lol just started and probably some my parents up with me laughing