Sorry, You're My Vice (And I'm Your Chaos)
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Tasha Kwan runs on sarcasm, caffeine, and a toddler named Ollie who calls her "Tashie" like she's both his nanny and his sidekick. Ghost-Axel's right-hand man and the Iron Vultures MC Vice President-runs on silence, control, and loyalty.
They're complete opposites.
They don't even know each other yet.
But when the worlds of bikes, betrayal, and blanket-fort "church" collide, the chaos is inevitable.
From a carpark meet, to a storage closet, to a life none of them expected... this is the story of what happens when caffeine meets control, sarcasm meets silence, and a tiny toddler wingman accidentally engineers the greatest love story in MC history.
⚡ Part of the "Sorry" Universe (spin-off of Sorry, I'm an Idiot (And You're My Wife))
💀 Dual POV (Tasha + Ghost)
😂 Heavy on sarcasm, comedy, chaos
❤️ Found family, MC drama, slow-burn romance, and five kids later...
New title covers coming your way soon 👀
And yes, before anyone else decides to cry "AI!" - let's be real. If AI could procrastinate as well as me, forget its own plot twists mid-chapter, or type with biscuit crumbs in the keyboard while humming along to bad 2000s playlists... then sure, maybe it wrote this.
But no. It's just me, a chaotic brain, too much caffeine, and Wattpad's draft button judging me silently. 😂
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