Lets Not And Say We Did

Lets Not And Say We Did

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Not O-Fucking-Kay By kayiswritting Completed

A gay twist on a Harlequin tale.

CEO Pete Wentz is in trouble. After a very emotional breakup with his girlfriend (emotional on her end of course), She decided to ruin his life. By selling false stories about Pete being a homophobic asshole. But only half of that is true. The head of his marketing team decides that to totally expel the rumors, Pete should hire a guy to pose as his boyfriend. And Patrick Stump is just the man for the job.

After his boyfriend of almost ten years breaks up with him, Patrick finds himself in a stump. (haha) He can't afford to live in their apartment alone and his paintings haven't been selling well. So when he gets offered a job to pretend to date someone for fifty thousand dollars, he jumps at the opportunity. But can he keep his heart out of this artificial relationship? Or will real emotions surface from this faked love?

ibeccathefangirl ibeccathefangirl Dec 04, 2016
when i look at the word sauerkraut it doesn't look like a real word i mean what
ScoutBoo ScoutBoo Jan 08
Bob didnt make it in the Breakfast industry like he dreamed of so he ended up selling hotdogs instead
WhatAnAngel-13 WhatAnAngel-13 Dec 24, 2016
PETER LEWIS KINGSTON WENTZ THE THIRD!! WE DO NOT USE THAT WORD EVER!!
FlowerCrownRyden_ FlowerCrownRyden_ Dec 04, 2016
When I look at the word sauerkraut I can only think of a crab
God Andy stop being a crazy vegan and go easy on my poor little baby