Lets Not And Say We Did

Lets Not And Say We Did

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Not O-Fucking-Kay By kayiswritting Completed

A gay twist on a Harlequin tale.

CEO Pete Wentz is in trouble. After a very emotional breakup with his girlfriend (emotional on her end of course), She decided to ruin his life. By selling false stories about Pete being a homophobic asshole. But only half of that is true. The head of his marketing team decides that to totally expel the rumors, Pete should hire a guy to pose as his boyfriend. And Patrick Stump is just the man for the job.

After his boyfriend of almost ten years breaks up with him, Patrick finds himself in a stump. (haha) He can't afford to live in their apartment alone and his paintings haven't been selling well. So when he gets offered a job to pretend to date someone for fifty thousand dollars, he jumps at the opportunity. But can he keep his heart out of this artificial relationship? Or will real emotions surface from this faked love?

  • falloutboy
  • gay
  • harlequin
  • love
  • peterick
  • rich
  • ryden
  • soulpunk
YOU WANT A DAMN SNICKERS BAR PATRICK? THEN YOU EAT THAT DAMN SNICKERS BAR. ANDY AIN'T THE BOSS OF YOU.
I'm the same way with jackets and get really uncomfortable without it
pETER LEWIS KINGTON WENTZ III, YOU JUST INSAULTED YOURSEF BC UR A FLAMING HOMO- *cough* oops, i mean wat?
DINGDINGDING ONE POINT TO THE SLOW BITCH WHO WAS IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH PETE AND DIDNT REALISE HE WAS A RAGING HOMOSEXUAL
Stop haitin' on Bob so much geesus. A bit extreme aren't y'all?
As a Chicago citizen I can say with confidence, if you ordered ketchup on a hotdog you would be denied any kind of service. This has been geography food with me