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Lets Not And Say We Did

Lets Not And Say We Did

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Not O-Fucking-Kay By kayiswritting Completed

A gay twist on a Harlequin tale.

CEO Pete Wentz is in trouble. After a very emotional breakup with his girlfriend (emotional on her end of course), She decided to ruin his life. By selling false stories about Pete being a homophobic asshole. But only half of that is true. The head of his marketing team decides that to totally expel the rumors, Pete should hire a guy to pose as his boyfriend. And Patrick Stump is just the man for the job.

After his boyfriend of almost ten years breaks up with him, Patrick finds himself in a stump. (haha) He can't afford to live in their apartment alone and his paintings haven't been selling well. So when he gets offered a job to pretend to date someone for fifty thousand dollars, he jumps at the opportunity. But can he keep his heart out of this artificial relationship? Or will real emotions surface from this faked love?

I find is really disturbing because me and Pete Wentz have the same last name! >_<
What am I doing, I don't ship peterick, I ship petekey, ew why am I here
                              Still gonna read this tho
fordelia fordelia Mar 26
I came out to have a good time but I feel so attacked right now
We do not say the f word here
                              Nor the I word 
                              (We do not say i d e a bc it triggers the Killjoys)
ryan_urie ryan_urie Apr 03
Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz III we are very disappointed in you, you know not to use that word in this house
Hey Pete, Brendon called, he wants his man back
                              This had me shook
                              That boiiii