Lets Not And Say We Did

Lets Not And Say We Did

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Not O-Fucking-Kay By kayiswritting Completed

A gay twist on a Harlequin tale.

CEO Pete Wentz is in trouble. After a very emotional breakup with his girlfriend (emotional on her end of course), She decided to ruin his life. By selling false stories about Pete being a homophobic asshole. But only half of that is true. The head of his marketing team decides that to totally expel the rumors, Pete should hire a guy to pose as his boyfriend. And Patrick Stump is just the man for the job.

After his boyfriend of almost ten years breaks up with him, Patrick finds himself in a stump. (haha) He can't afford to live in their apartment alone and his paintings haven't been selling well. So when he gets offered a job to pretend to date someone for fifty thousand dollars, he jumps at the opportunity. But can he keep his heart out of this artificial relationship? Or will real emotions surface from this faked love?

  • falloutboy
  • gay
  • harlequin
  • love
  • peterick
  • rich
  • ryden
  • soulpunk
Everyone's commenting abou his shirts/hoodies but all I can think about it the photo shoot when pete, Patrick, andy, and joe eere all wearing suits and pete's suit was yellow and they were just the hot version of the wiggles
Bitch it's not her faul that her gaydar is going off around you.
AlexIsNotFrench AlexIsNotFrench 6 days ago
Everybody is hating on Bob whats the matter with that? If its a joke i don't get it
AlexIsNotFrench AlexIsNotFrench 6 days ago
Everybody is hating on Bob whats the matter with that? If its a joke i don't get it
Fourth time reading one of the best peterick fanfics ever and one of my personal favorites...
Same! 
                              No one ever smiles back tho...
                              Note for you: smile at people, the might need it