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Lets Not And Say We Did

Lets Not And Say We Did

353K Reads 26.5K Votes 55 Part Story
Not O-Fucking-Kay By kayiswritting Completed

A gay twist on a Harlequin tale.

CEO Pete Wentz is in trouble. After a very emotional breakup with his girlfriend (emotional on her end of course), She decided to ruin his life. By selling false stories about Pete being a homophobic asshole. But only half of that is true. The head of his marketing team decides that to totally expel the rumors, Pete should hire a guy to pose as his boyfriend. And Patrick Stump is just the man for the job.

After his boyfriend of almost ten years breaks up with him, Patrick finds himself in a stump. (haha) He can't afford to live in their apartment alone and his paintings haven't been selling well. So when he gets offered a job to pretend to date someone for fifty thousand dollars, he jumps at the opportunity. But can he keep his heart out of this artificial relationship? Or will real emotions surface from this faked love?

lucky bitch I want to be backed up against a wall by Pete Wentz
fordelia fordelia a day ago
I came out to have a good time but I feel so attacked right now
Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz the third, we are all very disappointed. This is not how we raised you. We do not use that word.
That1Phan That1Phan 6 days ago
Maybe you were to submissive, I'd find it annoying if my partner didn't have their own opinions or attitude.
TWDLOVER03 TWDLOVER03 6 days ago
Well I didn't know I was gonna be yelled at in the first sentence
All these 'second time reading' comments are definitely making me feel reassured.