Lets Not And Say We Did

Lets Not And Say We Did

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Not O-Fucking-Kay By kayiswritting Completed

A gay twist on a Harlequin tale.

CEO Pete Wentz is in trouble. After a very emotional breakup with his girlfriend (emotional on her end of course), She decided to ruin his life. By selling false stories about Pete being a homophobic asshole. But only half of that is true. The head of his marketing team decides that to totally expel the rumors, Pete should hire a guy to pose as his boyfriend. And Patrick Stump is just the man for the job.

After his boyfriend of almost ten years breaks up with him, Patrick finds himself in a stump. (haha) He can't afford to live in their apartment alone and his paintings haven't been selling well. So when he gets offered a job to pretend to date someone for fifty thousand dollars, he jumps at the opportunity. But can he keep his heart out of this artificial relationship? Or will real emotions surface from this faked love?

MY WHOLE DAY BRIGHTENED WHEN I SAW A HECCIN PICTURE OF PATRICK STUMP HOLDING A BOX OF CEREALS. 
                              
                              I REPEAT, HOLDING A DAMN BOX OF CEREALS!!!!!
Why does Pete even wear clothes EveRYONE has already seen his dicc anyway
I'm here I'm queer and I never thought I'd say it but I'm ready yo fight Pete Wentz
Ok first of all
                              
                              1.) TF is sauerkraut
                              2.) Why does EVERYONE like ketchup it's freaking gross jejejsjsjs