Lets Not And Say We Did

Lets Not And Say We Did

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Not O-Fucking-Kay By kayiswritting Completed

A gay twist on a Harlequin tale.

CEO Pete Wentz is in trouble. After a very emotional breakup with his girlfriend (emotional on her end of course), She decided to ruin his life. By selling false stories about Pete being a homophobic asshole. But only half of that is true. The head of his marketing team decides that to totally expel the rumors, Pete should hire a guy to pose as his boyfriend. And Patrick Stump is just the man for the job.

After his boyfriend of almost ten years breaks up with him, Patrick finds himself in a stump. (haha) He can't afford to live in their apartment alone and his paintings haven't been selling well. So when he gets offered a job to pretend to date someone for fifty thousand dollars, he jumps at the opportunity. But can he keep his heart out of this artificial relationship? Or will real emotions surface from this faked love?

Idk if im being stupid here but is the title of this fic a reference to the film "the road within" because if so then ily
-bvndtrsh- -bvndtrsh- Nov 27
mmm, tragic. so from what im hearing the car is up for grabs??
*rolls up newspapers and hits Peter on the back of his head* DON'T USE THAT WORD!
depends on what type of car? 🤔🤔🤔
                              If it ain't an audi THEN I DON'T WANT YA DAMŃ CAR!!
well I mean, bisexuality at it's finest, but sure, gay works for me