"Rose," the doctor said to me, looking like she was trying not to laugh, "You have been diagnosed with a case of - well, I'm not sure what it is, no one else has ever had the same thing happen to them before. I'm going to try to say this in the most normal way possible, you have dandelions growing inside your stomach" What. "We really aren't sure how this happened, honest" She said, now looking really confused. I know how it happened. "Is that even possible!?"Snapped my mother, "Is this a joke?" "No m'am, unfortunately, this is no joke" The doctor said looking down. "Rose, do you have ANY idea how this happened?" My mother said to me sternly said to me. "No." I lied. "I really don't see how this could happen, it is surely impossible that if someone eats a dandelion, they'll have a farm of them inside their stomach! You didn't eat a dandelion did you Rose?" The doctor nervously asked. "No." I lied again. This is the story of how dandelions ended up growing in my stomach.