"So Soccer Player, you think you'll get it easy? Babe, you've got another thing coming for you."
"You just called me babe."
"... I take that back."
//All credit for this idea goes to @lukeftlemonade//
I say nice shoes let's f*ck it's a lot more straightforward and I'm pretty sure Michael said that was his favourite pick up line
I'd mess it up and pull out soccer facts. I can see it now:
*Some guy says that to me*
Me: but 98% of the time, Arsenal can't even get close?
LUKE IS THE ONLY ONE WITHOUT TATTOOS AND ID LIKE IT TO STAY THAT WAY
Same (My Best friend says cheesy pick up lines, But they just say it in a friend way)
Okay so you know how in the Manchester derby it was man City 2 and man u 1, my brother's friend made up the joke 'i wouldn't 1-2 be a man United fan right now' and I