FIFA || Malum

FIFA || Malum

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》low quality《 By GiraffeLegsLuke Updated Oct 12, 2016

"So Soccer Player, you think you'll get it easy? Babe, you've got another thing coming for you."

"You just called me babe."

"... I take that back."

Game Designer!Michael 
FIFA Star!Calum


//All credit for this idea goes to @lukeftlemonade//

Niall_Is_5SOS Niall_Is_5SOS Nov 08, 2016
I say nice shoes let's f*ck it's a lot more straightforward and I'm pretty sure Michael said that was his favourite pick up line
MallboyCalvin MallboyCalvin May 26, 2016
I'd mess it up and pull out soccer facts. I can see it now:
                              *Some guy says that to me*
                              Me: but 98% of the time, Arsenal can't even get close?
Niall_Is_5SOS Niall_Is_5SOS Nov 08, 2016
LUKE IS THE ONLY ONE WITHOUT TATTOOS AND ID LIKE IT TO STAY THAT WAY
breadbinplsfuckme breadbinplsfuckme Jun 15, 2016
Same (My  Best friend says cheesy pick up lines, But they just say it in a friend way)
supermarketflowers supermarketflowers Sep 14, 2016
Okay so you know how in the Manchester derby it was man City 2 and man u 1, my brother's friend made up the joke 'i wouldn't 1-2 be a man United fan right now' and I