My Favourite Things!
Hello random people of earth.
You could be reading this from anywhere and I'll know as soon as. You know why?
* Whispers in freaky ass voice * Not because I'm watching you. I just have spies everywhere. And when I say everywhere, I mean everywhere.
Shall I tell you who they are?
* Looks from left to right before inching towards your ear *
The spiders. Ever since I was little I had a fetish with them, so I strapped cameras to them. These cameras appeared on the backs of each and every spider, whether deadly or not.
So when you see a spider next, don't kill it. Take a look at it and tell me if you can see it with a tiny camera on your back.
Remember, I'll know if you've killed it.
* laughs menacingly *
Want more of this nonsense babble. Just take a look inside where I'll tell you all about my personal experiences and about my best friends.
Don't forget the s** jokes.
Na, we can't forget the s** jokes. ;)