I don't need to tell you how to read do I?
10th doctor is the best doctor ever.
of all time.
(theres that reference again)
This is brilliant. It's the first one and it's brilliant. I applaud you
I said this to a guy in my class who was doing a presentation, I don't remember what he wanted me to do, but I said, "What are you going to do? Moisturize me?" only one girl (my bff) got it and everyone else made it very sexual. *rolls eyes*
ohh i have to say this cus my mum sneaks in at night and puts lotion on my hands. i work in a woodshop, thick/rough skin equals less splinters.
My mum would kill me, she would say "stop being so cheeky and rude"
Mom : do the dishes
Me : if I don't , what are you going to do , moisturize me ?
Mom : they're are daleks outside , do you want me to kick you out ?