I don't need to tell you how to read do I?
This is brilliant. It's the first one and it's brilliant. I applaud you
I said this to a guy in my class who was doing a presentation, I don't remember what he wanted me to do, but I said, "What are you going to do? Moisturize me?" only one girl (my bff) got it and everyone else made it very sexual. *rolls eyes*
ohh i have to say this cus my mum sneaks in at night and puts lotion on my hands. i work in a woodshop, thick/rough skin equals less splinters.
My mum would kill me, she would say "stop being so cheeky and rude"
Mom : do the dishes
Me : if I don't , what are you going to do , moisturize me ?
Mom : they're are daleks outside , do you want me to kick you out ?
A few days ago my mum asked me
Go put the trash way
I'm watching Doctor who
Now before I
What are you doing to do moisture me?
Just go put the trash away and stop with the DW references