HP: Too Late, System! I'm Already the DADA Professor
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"The Professor Who Brought Eastern Flair to Hogwarts"
"Dumbledore? Didn't he already graduate? Why is he back at school again?"
"Oh, Severus, don't be so tense. He's the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor!"
"Bloody hell, if I catch him eating hotpot out of a cauldron in the castle one more time, I'm challenging him to a duel."
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"You are the worst class I've ever taught!"
"But Professor, isn't this your first time teaching?"
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"Miss Granger, as class monitor, you'll lead morning study sessions by the Black Lake every day."
"Mr. Potter, as sports captain, after morning studies, you'll lead everyone in a lap around the Black Lake!"
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"O.W.L. Exams: 100 Days Countdown"
"Burn the boats-let's ace every single O.W.L.!"
Meet Douglas Holmes, a Hufflepuff with an Eastern soul. Three years after graduation, he returns to Hogwarts as a professor, bringing a completely different kind of magic to the ancient castle. With his unconventional teaching methods-from hotpot dinners to military-style morning routines-this young professor is about to turn Hogwarts education upside down.
Will his Eastern approach to magic education clash with traditional wizarding ways? Can he survive Snape's disapproval and Dumbledore's curious glances? And most importantly, can he actually help his students achieve those perfect O.W.L. scores?
A hilarious and heartwarming tale of cultural fusion, unconventional teaching, and the magic that happens when East meets West at the world's most famous school of witchcraft and wizardry.
Tags: Comedy, Slice of Life, Teacher-Student Dynamics, Cultural Fusion, Hogwarts AU
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