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"cranked Pete's handle in the best way. "
HOW HAS THAT NOT BEEN COMMENTED ON?
I can just imagine him "oh for- did Pete get his dick stuck again? You know what don't even tell me I'm going"
Okay I have a thought. So what if Petes conditioning mikey to come when he hears the word batman bc if that's the plot omfg