SO YOU USED TO BE HUMAN - Book Three
It's the week from Hell as Bob tries to save his ex-girlfriend Jaime from certain death... by turning her into a vampire. Needless to say, she doesn't quite agree with this plan and what follows is an epic journey in the making as Bob and Jaime try to track down the one vampire who might know how to turn Jaime back into a human. Oh yeah, and Bob's sometime-stalker-ex-girlfriend Beatrice is trying to kill them.
Book 1: SO I MIGHT BE A VAMPIRE
Book 2: SO I'M A VAMPIRE... NOW WHAT?
Book 3: SO YOU USED TO BE HUMAN
Book 4: SO YOU WANT TO KILL A VAMPIRE (now in drafts to return in Fall 2019?)
Wattpad original: SO YOU MIGHT BE A VAMPIRE (799K reads, featured, #2 in Humor)
This was originally Book 2 of the series, but it's now Book 3 since SO I'M A VAMPIRE... NOW WHAT has been created to be Book 2. We've done a bit of editing and SO YOU MIGHT BE A VAMPIRE is now two books instead of one. Unfortunately, this means that Book 3 (this one) is finished before Book 2. So if you;re confused, sorry.
If you're willing to wait a year and read the new book 2 first as it comes out on Wattled, then kudos to you, but to be honest, this book is awesome, so go ahead and read it now. Or not. Entirely up to you.
Hilarity? Hell yes. Vulgar humour and excessive use of all examples of vulgar language that Bob can think up? You got it!