DEAD SERIOUS   { Edward Cullen}

DEAD SERIOUS { Edward Cullen}

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Fanfic
Twilight
"Forks was supposed to be boring. It failed." Noah Bennett didn't ask to move to the gloomiest town in Washington. But when your mom talks to ghosts and your dad thinks feelings are a government conspiracy, you don't get much say. She figures she'll survive the rain, the awkward friend group, and the town's obsession with deer. What she doesn't expect? The pale, brooding boy in the cafeteria staring at her like she just ruined his life - or saved it. Edward Cullen is weird. Gorgeous, sure. But weird. And intense. And possibly allergic to sunlight and social cues. Noah doesn't do vampires. Or romance. Or becoming the main character of a town-wide paranormal disaster. But she might not have a choice. Sarcastic. Smart. Slightly haunted. She's not Bella Swan. And this time? Things are going to go very differently. Funny, sharp, and full of shadow, Dead Serious is Twilight retold through the eyes of a girl who doesn't do damsel.
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" 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘥𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘌𝘮, 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘳𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨." 𝘑𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘦𝘹𝘢𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥𝘭𝘺, 𝘳𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘪𝘳, 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵. "𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶." 𝘊𝘶𝘱𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘴 𝘢𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘪𝘴𝘵, 𝘌𝘴𝘮𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥, 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴, "𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵." 𝘐𝘧 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦. ➳❃➳❃➳❃➳❃➳❃➳❃➳ Jesse Blake has never been able to stay in one place for more than a year. Now, restarting his life in Forks, Jesse is swept up in a whirlwind of romance, secrets, and his past. Can he see a life for himself in Forks? Will he ever find someone to travel with? {OC x Esme Cullen} Contains references to sex, suicide, and other mature content. [Started: 01/12/20] [Finished: 31/12/21]

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