Facebook (A Percy Jackson story) (Watty Award Winner 2013)

Facebook (A Percy Jackson story) (Watty Award Winner 2013)

2.8M Reads 63.9K Votes 100 Part Story
Abby By lilmonkey13 Completed

Just random silliness that the demigods do on Facebook! With 100 parts finished with 112 chapters. Some of the conversations are ones I have had with my own friends, family, or people of the interwebs. I hope you take a minute to check it out and please review, and tell me what you think. 
    
    WARNING!!!: This story is meant to be silly, nothing should be taken seriously. Also, my strangeness/weirdness/kookiness has been pored into this story so it is EXTREMELY strange. Also I wrote most of this before House of Hades was released, also the first 75 chapters were written before I even read Mark of Athena, so any mistakes with those characters is because of that. You have been warned.
    
    WARNING PT 2: yes Nico is gay. I'm aware. I wrote this before that was reviled and yeah, that's why Thalia and Nico aren't near each other near the end there. I do not speak Spanish, my Dad does and that's who was giving me my spanish translations, but it is not a Latin American spanish so the dialect may be different than what your used to if you are a spanish speaker. I also wrote this as a 13 year old and yeah if there are parts that are very cringy that's why. I also tried to source everywhere I borrowed from, but since I wrote this mostly over 5 years ago I don't remember everything I did or where I got it. So I apologize to all of those people.

Thank you for reading!
    
    I don't own Percy Jackson or Facebook obviously
    
    cover by: _takeoff
    
    Watty Award Winner 2013; Percy Jackson

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readerofftheradar readerofftheradar 7 days ago
Bro, don’t diss the figurines. They have more attack power than you Stickface.
Avery_Donottouch Avery_Donottouch 4 days ago
ooooooooooooo
                              Frank is so gonna kill Leo. haha. DIE LEO (don't, actually 'cause Leo is AWESOME!)
a_ravenclaw a_ravenclaw 2 days ago
How can you not like those assholes, lazy buts, who plan to attack you, Piper? Cats are amazing
readerofftheradar readerofftheradar 7 days ago
Hello. You’ve reached Piper McLean’s Voicemail. I’m sorry, but the person you’re calling IS BEING POSSESSED BY EIDOLONS! You may want to call back after the manicure-loving spirit has finished with Piper’s body. 
                              
                              
                              BEEEEEEEEEP.
Avery_Donottouch Avery_Donottouch 4 days ago
Grover is great. he is my son i love him. WHY DON'T THEY SHOW HIM AS MUCH IN THE SECOND ARC?!
readerofftheradar readerofftheradar 7 days ago
LSHTISOMBAIRHSIACSTAWAHTBLIGBSSEATSIEMLF
                              
                              
                              
                              LAUGHING SO HARD THAT IS SAT ON MY BUT AND IT REALLY HURT AND IT REALLY HURT SO I AM CRYING SAD TEARS AS WELL AS HAPPY TEARS BUT LIFE IS GOOD BECAUSE SOLANGELO STILL EXISTS AND THAT SHIP IS ESSENTIALLY MY LIFE FORCE. 
                              
                              
                              BOOSH.