Facebook (A Percy Jackson story) (Watty Award Winner 2013)

Facebook (A Percy Jackson story) (Watty Award Winner 2013)

2.8M Reads 64.4K Votes 100 Part Story
Abby By lilmonkey13 Completed

Just random silliness that the demigods do on Facebook! With 100 parts finished with 112 chapters. Some of the conversations are ones I have had with my own friends, family, or people of the interwebs. I hope you take a minute to check it out and please review, and tell me what you think. 
    
    WARNING!!!: This story is meant to be silly, nothing should be taken seriously. Also, my strangeness/weirdness/kookiness has been pored into this story so it is EXTREMELY strange. Also I wrote most of this before House of Hades was released, also the first 75 chapters were written before I even read Mark of Athena, so any mistakes with those characters is because of that. You have been warned.
    
    WARNING PT 2: yes Nico is gay. I'm aware. I wrote this before that was reviled and yeah, that's why Thalia and Nico aren't near each other near the end there. I do not speak Spanish, my Dad does and that's who was giving me my spanish translations, but it is not a Latin American spanish so the dialect may be different than what your used to if you are a spanish speaker. I also wrote this as a 13 year old and yeah if there are parts that are very cringy that's why. I also tried to source everywhere I borrowed from, but since I wrote this mostly over 5 years ago I don't remember everything I did or where I got it. So I apologize to all of those people.

Thank you for reading!
    
    I don't own Percy Jackson or Facebook obviously
    
    cover by: _takeoff
    
    Watty Award Winner 2013; Percy Jackson

  • 21questions
  • 24hours
  • 6days
  • 7days
  • abuse
  • angerissues
  • aniversery
  • annabeth
  • annabethchase
  • annie
  • aphrodite
  • aphrodite-cabin
  • ares
  • ariel
  • asdf
  • athena
  • bad
  • barbie
  • barney
  • beautyqueen
  • betrail
  • betral
  • betrale
  • bordem
  • bro
  • brother
  • brothers
  • camphalf-blood
  • caves
  • chase
  • cheater
  • chiron
  • come
  • connor
  • coolwhip
  • couragethecowardlydog
  • crazy
  • crying
  • dance
  • date
  • dates
  • dating
  • deadmeat
  • death
  • deppression
  • diary
  • dimonds
  • dionysus
  • doomed
  • down
  • elsuckatodio
  • fighting
  • fish
  • freakyfred
  • funny
  • fяed
  • get
  • golfcarts
  • gomez
  • heaphaestus
  • hera
  • hermes
  • hissyfit
  • hugs
  • ignore
  • insults
  • jackson
  • jail
  • jason
  • jasongrace
  • katie
  • kiss
  • kisses
  • kitties
  • kronos
  • language
  • latin
  • laughter
  • leaving
  • leo
  • leo=crazy
  • leovaldez
  • lightningmclean
  • liper
  • love
  • malcom
  • minecraft
  • monkey
  • murder
  • music
  • naiad
  • newyorkcity
  • nico
  • nicodiangebro
  • northcarolina
  • nothing
  • oneeyedonehornedflyingpurplepeopleeater
  • orical
  • owlheadvbeautyqueen
  • page
  • parents
  • party
  • percabeth
  • percy
  • percy-jackson
  • percy=crazy
  • percyjackson
  • piglatin
  • pink
  • piper
  • pissoff
  • policechase
  • poorleo
  • poseidon
  • privatechat
  • quotes
  • riddles
  • rivalry
  • saddness
  • sallyjackson
  • sarcasim
  • selena
  • silly
  • slow
  • small
  • song
  • songs
  • sorryitsshort
  • sos
  • spanish
  • stairs
  • stoll
  • stolls
  • swords
  • thalco
  • thalia
  • thalico
  • thedambathroom
  • threats
  • toykio
  • travis
  • trojan
  • trouble
  • tryme
  • valdez
  • wanted
  • war
  • water
  • wattyfanfic
  • wattyfanfic13
  • wattypercyjackson
  • weird
  • whales
  • whowillwin
  • yay
  • zeus
phaitlinjr357 phaitlinjr357 Jul 31, 2017
Annabeth used the wrong 'here'
                              
                              Me: *HEAR HA how do you like it!!!
                              Annabeth:*slowly becomes red in the face*
                              Percy: DON'T YOU DARE.. wait... that's true
                              Annabeth: *slaps Percy* STUPID SEWEED BRAIN!
demiiboyy demiiboyy May 03, 2017
Annabeth: HADES CABIN PLEASE STOP PLOTTING TO KILL EVERYONE I CAN'T SLEEP IT'S CREEPY
                              
                              Me: TO HADES WITH YOUR BULLSH*T I PLOT MURDER WHEN I WANT
                              
                              ----This comment is from Nikki, of the Nine Worlds----
                              
                              Really, Nikki of the Nine Worlds?
                              
                              ----Leo Valdez----
I understand because my brothers always watch youtube video really loud in the middle of the night and will not shut up.
AdaughterofApollo2 AdaughterofApollo2 Dec 29, 2017
Annabeth I feel you. Some times my sister won't SHUT THE DUCK UP!!!!
Rose_Jackson_ Rose_Jackson_ Oct 29, 2017
I'm not scared of Annabeth. I look up to her. I'm a daughter of Poseidon and Athena (Athena way) and I adapted my older brother's surname because I don't have one and Zeus didn't want me to be a goddess but if I was I'd be the goddess of Chariots.
Me: ANNABETH BUT WE’RE HAVING A WHO CAN HAVE MORE PEANUT BUTTER CONTEST HERE!!!
                              
                              Tyson: *winning*
                              
                              Me: I already lost so now I’m judging. PERCY WHAT IN HADES ARE YOU DOING WITH MY GOLDEN BOW AND POISON ARROWS!? *tackles him*