What comes into your mind when you hear the words "I LOVE YOU"?.
BE DO BE DO BE DO PERV ALARM I REPEAT PERV ALARM BE DO BE DO BE DO!
When I first read the description I said death. I don't know why
Im'ma just gonna walk away now *backs up slowly and runs off*
If he gets near me i will tear out his then hit him with it until his body is a pile of mush.
if that perverted grape lays on hand on me he wont have that hand back!
but who is this best friend....i tried to make it sound obvious