Edward Elric x Reader~ Lemon

Edward Elric x Reader~ Lemon

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Adswan By adswan Updated Dec 22, 2016

WELL HIA, YOU LITTLE PERV. IM MAKING A LEMON (incase you didn't notice XD) AND YOU WANT TO READ IT. SO STAHP WASTING TIME ON DIS AND READ IT, YA DINGUS (I mean it with love, don't worry :3) AND YES IT'S SMUT, SO DONT SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU. MKAY? MKAY.

AND I MAY DO GUY AND GUY STUFF SO DONT WORRY IF YOU LIEK ED AND ARE A GUY. BUT IM A FEMALE, SO I DONT KNOW ABOUT THE QUALITY. JUST SAYIN'.

Just making sure you get the memo, this has sex in it so don't read it if you cant handle it, and private message me requests. Aight? Aight.

tnhwpacc tnhwpacc Aug 12
Ed: *is a virgin and can unhook bra with one hand*
                              Me: *wears bra on daily basis*
                              *has to take straps off first and bring clasp to the front to unhook bra*
imapokemon imapokemon Aug 07
Tell me how Edward went from "willyougooutwithme" to "don't you dare spit it out"
me: *reading lemon in my closet*
                              ed/al: *walks in* hi mika what ya reading?
                              me: NOTHING!!! *blushes and tries to run*
                              ed: *grabs ipad and reads* M-mika??!
tnhwpacc tnhwpacc Aug 12
Now was a bad time to remember I'm a foot taller than Edward
horny_mofo horny_mofo Jul 16
Well... my birthday is at Christmas... so it's a little bit difficult to forget XD
It sounds like a dinosaur, clito-rus.... "and here we have a clitorus in its natural habitat reading lemons"