"No no no, we are not going out the gate yet." "...baked potato..." "What's a word for getting a on horse? Vault Climb Mount Leap Um, how about crawl ungracefully?" "This is a message from the ESS...(Equestrian Spotting Society)... You don't have to ride (if you ever don't understand something, comment and I'll explain it!) to read this, you just have to love horses! :) If you're looking for a laugh, you'll hopefully find one here. All of these are mine unless otherwise specified.