Ready to get your hands dirty? In this little book you're about to read, we have real life shit all packed into one. That's right-- True hilarious confessions from anonymous Wattpad users and Instagrammers! Warning: You must be willing to read something that may or may not make you puke, masturbate, get pregnant, finger yourself/others, become a lesbian/gay, laugh so hard you'll have explosive diarrhea, cry, suddenly have your period out of no where, etc. Read on if you're feeling brave. Brace yourselves!