Warning: This story is a cliché with a twist.
When he was two years old, he punched someone in the eye. Four years old naman when he smashed the whole sliding glass door on a dental clinic. He was six years old when he pranked his old nanny so bad and it made her quit her job. Seven years old when he stuck tons of gum on my beautiful hair which left my parents no choice but to cut it. Eight years old nung tinulak n'ya yung isang lalaki sa isang 6 steps na hagdanan. Nine years old when he set his own tree house on fire. Ten years old nang ipadala n'ya ang inosenteng adviser sa ospital with a broken hip bone. Eleven naman nung pinakawalan n'ya ang alagang doberman niya at pinahabol ang mga batang naglalaro sa park. Tapos nung twelve, he poured powdered laxative on the cafeteria's food and made everyone's stomach suffer. Thirteen years old when he messed up with the school's fire alarm water sprinkler. Fourteen when he 'purposely' crashed someone's brand new expensive car. Fifteen when he vandalized the school's property. Sixteen- Well, he left the school which means it was a peaceful school year for all of us.
Before you make any conclusions, hindi ito isang fairy tale (Obviously). Lalong hindi ito ang cliche na kwento ng isang prinsesa na may gwapong prince charming. Gwapo s'ya oo, pero hindi s'ya prince! And he's definitely not charming!
Sven Perseus Rinoas is a bad boy, and this is his tale.