(HxH) And They Were Roommates

"I'm killing myself." You announced, feeling at least one person's eyes on you.

"You say that every morning," Shalnark hoisted himself up onto the counter beside you. Legs dangling over the edge, swaying back and forth slowly.

"I mean it today," You huffed, opening the freezer door. Looking at the sad, barren area. There might as well have been cobwebs, "I'm not coming back. Getting ran over."

"Yeah, sure," Phinks scoffed, ruffling your hair, much to your dismay. "You don't have the courage to step into traffic."

"Watch me."

"Watch you chicken out at the last second, Doll?"

"Watch me punch you in the face, bastard."

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Feitan, Shalnark, and Phinks get bored waiting for Chrollo to call them to a mission.

So, they decided to answer a "Roommates Wanted" ad. Wanting to see how long it'd take for either their new roommate to realize they're wanted terrorists, or until one of them gets bored and kills them.

Unexpectedly this fun idea on how to spend a week or two turns out to be a lot longer than just a few weeks.

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This is a Gender Neutral xReader story. For inclusivity I will be using They/them pronouns for the reader. Feel free to imagine these as your pronouns.

TRIGGER WARNINGS
•Hisoka shows up twice
• Hisoka might be mentioned more than once
•Mentions of murder/blood
•Poker is played, using cards, which are associated with Hisoka
•Words may begin with "His" which are the first three letters to Hisoka's name
•Mentions of torture
•This will be written in English, which is the language Hisoka speaks in the English version of hxh
•Manipulative/toxic behaviors
•The color pink (a color frequently associated with Hisoka) may be mentioned
•Constantly changing writing styles
•Hisoka appears in chapter 14: Kill Bill and 15: Welcome ..home?
•But only in a negative light
•He gets traumatized by cards I swear
•Author is a silly little guy

Don't own hxh but I'm keeping the fandom alive so I claim a 1% share in it.
Don't own any art used i