"I'm willing to take the risk," Gregory said, sliding his hands up to my shoulders. "The question is," he lowered his voice, "Are you?"
Attention please. Mycroft Holmes is boarding the gay train. If you could please be patient while we wait for Gregory Lestrade to board soon
Greg dances over Mystrade rainbow and sings "THIS IS HOW STRAIGHT I AM!"
*gay-dar beeping rapidly* how did this happen you ask? Well it all started when he said he was "a straight male"...
Greg… a heterosexual… *laughs hysterically and falls off bed still laughing*
This is must be a joke, Greg! Straight? *laughs like an idiot* Hahahha, erm no..
"Straight" that's what they all say until they see the light