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Goofy Tells
  • Reads 651
  • Votes 84
  • Parts 28
  • Time 1h 23m
  • Reads 651
  • Votes 84
  • Parts 28
  • Time 1h 23m
Ongoing, First published Apr 27, 2015
This is my very true and comical story. 

Similar to a rant book if you will but it's so much more. I have 5 segments. STORYTIMES, LIAH LESSONS, LIAH'S POETRY, JUST ME TALKING AND APART OF ME.

I write this to give me a chance to be open and for my readers to relate. I reach out and encourage people to use me as a light in the dark.

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