I just felt like starting a series of oneshots on a Cheating!Levi x Reader, I think I'll also take requests, too!
Bish I be like:
*pushes off bed* bish bye get off MY bed and get out of MY house bish
There is me, the innocent one, while I'm home painting beaches and teaching kids geography, Levi is off fapping Petra. He even forgot his fudging report his mind was on her body. Go fap yourself, Levi Ackerman.
I would've slammed the door open and throw the suitcase at them and run 😂
Petra will eat fùcking tree bark if i ever get my hands on her
NOPE!!!! Sadly.... *sigh* I'm only 1cm taller... BUT I AM HOLDING ON TO THAT!!!
Ronnie rhymes with Connie
Both names have one eye