Church Boys † Brendon Urie

Church Boys † Brendon Urie

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✧ JΔY ✧ By AnxietyAtTheBall Updated Aug 15, 2016

You can't make a Church Boy out of an Atheist, but you can make a Bad Girl out of a Christian.
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A Brendon Urie Fanfic

My old pastors kids name was Brendon and he was the freaking worst.. Like seriously, he'd yell stuff at the girls and would get all sexual with us.. But he wasn't hot, unlike Urie
My dad's a minister and he embraces rock music I'm so frickin confuzzled
Well looks here mom since your so religious god gave her that bladder so she has the stinking right to go pee as she pleases so shut your pie hole and return your attention to the holy words of jesus
                              
                              And ps. no one goes to heaven
happy reading these comments and realizing i'm not the only one who started singing this is gospel
I don't think overly-religious people were "raised correctly," but no one asked me.
*when your bi and an atheist and trying so hard not to do or say anything disrespectful so your just twitching the whole time*