John + you + smut = this lemon/fanfic
I don't know let me think about it
*gets up and takes a long walk*
ARE WE BOTH JUST WEARING CLOTHES AND NO WHAT EVER WE WEAR UNDER OUR CLOTHES?! LIKE, HE'S NOT WEARING BOXERS (no shirt eaither *le wiggle eye brow*), AND IM NOT WEARING A BRA AND UNDERWEAR. XD
Johns eyes: Hey, may I please destroy your pants so I can see every inch of your body?
Readers eyes: Why of course, only if you let me see your hot stuff too, even though I almost had a nose bleed seeing you naked.
Johns eyes: Okay then!
And I think you should regret having your first time with me