south park one shots

south park one shots

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shmerregirl1 By shmerregirl1 Updated Jan 30, 2016

I lov south park so I made this

BlookyBuddy BlookyBuddy Jun 04
I cringed when you said "hole"...I'm sorry but entrance would have worked much better
one thing Cartman wouldn't call himself fat he would just call himself big boned.... :3
It's really funny if you read all cartman's lines in his voice from the show
Roses are red
                              Cacti are prickly
                              I can say that
                              That escalated very quickly
Am I the only one that is a bit weirded out? I just don't like the ideas of cartman...........naked.......
UHHHHHH
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
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