Florida Forest Service duty officer Ray Lumley is in love with a white fringetree. Not an I-read-Walden-in-high-school love; a sweaty, sappy, I-want-to-rub-against-you-'til-I-get-splinters love. It's awkward. So, he's relieved to learn that he's really hot for Trivia, the dreadlocked, radical environmentalist nymph who lives inside the tree. Better yet, she wants to share an eternity of Arcadian delights with him. But first she has to kill the man she holds responsible for a spate of forest fires--Ray's boss, a mid-level bureaucrat (and soccer dad) who she insists is the King of the Woods.
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King of the Woods, or Trivial Pursuit retells the myth of rex Nemorensis as an urban fantasy. Updates every Tuesday.
- Part 1 - Dawn
- Part 2 - Squirrel
- Part 3 - Jackhammer
- Part 4 - Owl
- Part 5 - Funeral
- Part 6 - Brownie
- Part 7 - Crown
- Part 8 - Asian D
- Part 9 - Eagle
- Part 10 - Tongue
- Part 11 - Paint
- Part 12 - Sketch
- Part 13 - Spear
- Part 14 - Magic
- Part 15 - Kangaroo
- Part 16 - Condom
- Part 17 - Rabbit
- Part 18 - Hound
- Part 19 - Ice Cube
- Part 20 - Bouquet
- Part 21 - Tallahassee
- Part 22 - Watchtower
- Part 23 - Mitten
- Part 24 - Family
- Part 25 - Splinter
- Part 26 - Sisters
- Part 27 - Lake
- Part 28 - Scissors
- Part 29 - Huntsman
- Part 30 - Daffodil
- Part 31 - Lodge
- Part 32 - Shell
- Part 33 - Shower
- Part 34 - Garden
- Part 35 - Artery
- Part 36 - Clot
- Part 37 - Vote
- Part 38 - Deal
- Part 39 - Caterpillar
- Part 40 - The Shape of the Fire
- Part 41 - Rib
- Part 42 - Cage
- Part 43 - Window
- Part 44 - Monster
- Part 45 - Swarm
- Part 46 - Anthill
- Part 47 - Asparagus
- Part 48 - Antler
- Part 49 - Key
- Part 50 - Blackbird
- Part 51 - Yogurt
- Part 52 - Xylophone
- Part 53 - Ox
- Part 54 - Veterinarian
- Part 55 - Shrike
- Part 56 - Pony
- Part 57 - Elf
- Part 58 - Cestus
- Part 59 - Blood
- Part 60 - Crab
- Part 61 - The Blue Hour