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The official guide to love - By Dan Howell

The official guide to love - By Dan Howell

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Your mum. By Awonderwallofmystery Updated Oct 11, 2015

Entry 1- writer Dan Howell. 

Okay look I've always liked writing but this is ridiculous. 
Basically for my birthday Dad got me this stupid notebook thing and said that I should write down my thoughts more to stop my existential crisis'. 

My thoughts are not PG half the time. 

I'm Dan Howell btw. Known as danisnotonfire on YouTube and just the 'dork with the 2005 attempted emo haircut loser' to most of my friends. 

I live with my best friend Phil Lester and he's cool. 
*clears throat* 

So since I don't really want to write my thoughts down I thought why not do a sort of guide???
A guide to love to be more exact. 
Written by me and for me. 

Why would I need 'a guide to love' you might ask? 
Remember that Phil guy a few lines back?
Yeah. That's why I need a love guide.

I have no clue what that's a reference to tbh but my friend kept saying it so
The person who i like is my friend oops and he Doesn't like me at all but i kean cuz we're friends i can hug him :)
TheYellowSheep TheYellowSheep Dec 04, 2016
Ooh.. Where can I buy myself an emo fridge? Cause I just have a normal one..
Fangirl_24-7 Fangirl_24-7 Dec 01, 2016
Same Dan. Except for me it's: I'm Satan and I'm a literal loser
VintageBby VintageBby Nov 22, 2016
Lol @ ppl saying they hate Harry styles bc they don't have a valid reason
_sympathyforthedevil _sympathyforthedevil Dec 30, 2016
I just imagined that one song where it's like a saxophone playing: *DUUUN dun-DUN-dun-dun-dun-DUN-dun-dun-dun-DUN* F ## *jam-out*