Why Me?

Why Me?

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N. Graves By NachtGraves Completed

Ty, just another skateboarding high school junior, was minding her own legal business when she gets stuck in the middle of a mafia fight with guns, knives, and potato launchers, while only armed with her trusty skateboard. What does she do? Runs for her life only to get captured and asked (read: commanded) to marry one of the three sons of the don. And then people want to kill her. Obviously.

[Note: Later on there are some boyxboy situations. Just a warning in case you don't like that kind of thing]

  • brothers
  • build-a-bear
  • carlos
  • dante
  • drew
  • fred
  • grant
  • henry
  • humor
  • italian
  • jimmy
  • luca
  • mafia
  • new-york
  • oblivious
  • shitbegoingdown
  • skateboarding
  • stubborn
  • teenagers
  • threats
Holy sh¡t chesse sticks! BRO BRO BRO you can't just fncking go around kidnap females and then say fiancé candidates that's just fncked up
It's ok I'm Italian, well only a quarter Italian but I'm learning Latin so like that works because Latin is close to like Italian, French,Spanish and like all these other languages but that's besides the point the point is I approve
Awkward_Bro Awkward_Bro Jan 25
Lol. 
                              
                              In this situation I would be like: well they're honestly all hot and all but I don't really marry murderers so if you could just untie me and point to the nearest exit I'll be out of your way in a jiffy.
Adelaide_Clarette Adelaide_Clarette Nov 19, 2015
I couldn't take this chapter seriously (I was listening to Chuck Testa) Had to read it again
laina47 laina47 Jun 08, 2015
selective mute? that's not funny at all. that's a serious problem and shouldn't be a joke to you. 
IAmCandi IAmCandi Apr 27, 2015
i bet she picks Dante but she'll *want* to pick Carlos....Luca will be her friend that seems more like a 'brother'.....MY GUESSES people