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The Tea Swigging Pirate Jones

The Tea Swigging Pirate Jones

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edping By edping Completed

This is the story of the fierce captain Jones
And his pirate ship with the skull and cross bones.
With a patch on one eye and a hook for a hand
He sailed the oceans looking for land.

If you just spoke his name, people trembled with fear
They ran and they hid whenever he was near.
His ship had huge sails (and being old, had no motor)
It was dirty and smelly and he called it ‘The Floater’.

LoriHoluta LoriHoluta Aug 02, 2014
Delightful! I read this aloud to friends, and they applauded.
Caleb_Bourque Caleb_Bourque Dec 02, 2013
Wow... That... Was by far the best 20 minutes I've ever wasted. Well done. I was trying to read it along as a song xD
Sam_McGregor Sam_McGregor Jun 03, 2013
Haha, this is awesome! I particularly like the name of the ship.
ShadyCatNamedLeonard ShadyCatNamedLeonard May 16, 2013
This was a great story, and poem too! I enjoyed it, though sometimes the meter was a bit off as well as the rhyme scheme. Still, I really did like it.
unknown_blackshadowA unknown_blackshadowA May 05, 2013
This was Awesome :D I enjoyed this so much. Loved the rhyming and the story.:) Keep it up :D #vote
Thomasdublin Thomasdublin Apr 29, 2013
Great for reading to my son before bed. He's got the pirate themed sheets to go right along with it