Sh*t My Parents Say

Sh*t My Parents Say

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kc jade By omgkcj Updated Jun 06

Hello! I'm KC; I live with Mom, Dad, and Little Sister. This is a story of real conversations I've had with my parents. I'd just like to clarify that my parents are really lovely people that mean no harm with their twisted, sarcastic humour; They simply think they are funny. (Sometimes the grandparents say something note-worthy, as well.) *Caution, profanity.*

Best Rank: #6 in Humour
                    #44 in Random

Cover made by @CookiesOfDoom and drawing made by someone without a Wattpad account

Nicole00er Nicole00er Jun 29
I really wonder how they were when the first met... Probably a cute story? Lol but still I wish I grow up to be like this😂 it'd be so funny:) dad gets mad when my mim dose this she says i need a boyfriend
There's magazines and websites that say what the worst social media apps are for kids, teens etc. I can name some of them. Snapchat, Kik. And yikyak well, obviously! I'm not kidding! So they believe in it yeah
Mom had let me get Instagram;
                              I asked for Snapchat;
                              the answer was no, obviously.
                              "What's the difference?"
                              *I shrug* I dunno.
abusives abusives Feb 02
what parent keeps their kids away from social media sites when they're like 16...
I went into my notifications and, saw 99+ and almost had a heart attack