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Comebacks and Insults

Comebacks and Insults

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Pengylicious By CalmDownDirectioners Completed

Hilarious Comebacks, Hilarious Insults and Burns!

If you want to know awesome comebacks and insults read this book. I promise you wont be disappointed.

I just want to put this here: 
                              "I'd slap you right now but that would be considered animal abuse."
Thanks now I can use that on my bff's secret crush which i hate so much the best part is that she always get mad at me if i say something like stupid she says why i got to be so mean
Yes this will go to EVERY GUY I know. They all are a$$holes😂
We're off to a great start here
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