Maddie Johnson is a homeschooled teenager who happens to be a maladroit employee of a family owned smoothie bar, who was supposed to have her senior year as an unquestionably stress-free adolescent. But that was before-before she ran smack into the teen acting sensation, Ash Parker -whom is apparently looking for girlfriend. Before they know it, everything is spiraling out of control. Fans. Gossip. Pranks. And lots of smoothies. Everywhere. Even under mattresses. -- a modern retelling of princess and the pea in the form of poetry and prose.