Offenderman's first proxy (you)

Offenderman's first proxy (you)

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友思☆愛子 By XxPidermanxX Updated Aug 19, 2016

XD I'm sorry but I had to...
-WARNING- 
this is for girls only!!!! 
(Only because the lemons are with the boys of creepypasta and they refer to her as a 'she'. If you don't mind that, then anyone can read this!)
And of course there may be some scenes
But this is Offenderman!!!!!

Same rules apply to this story,
(Y/N) your name
(F/C) favorite creepypasta
(Y/A) your age
(N/N) neighbors name

This book was SUPPOSED to be a lemon filled book with Creepypastas of all kinds... But it has some sort of a plot now... Somehow... Oh well~ no matter! THX FOR READING! ENJOY~❤️

This is so my mom. She warns me about things I do wrong, but doesn't get angry.
Liesel: Sally Jackson is my mom! Yes I am the daughter of Poseidon! Lol
MOM DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO I CAN READ WHAT I WANT AND I CAN STUFF ALL THESE BLAZING HOT COOKIES DOWN MY THROAT IF I WANT TOO! *Choking on hot cookies* I'M *hacking up chocolate chips* DYING! *dies*
This reminds me of something when she said "mom, im (Y/A)"
                              
                              Kenny Knox was doing a vine:
                              
                              Mom/Knox: when we go to this restaurant you are 12
                              
                              Knox: Mom I am 18 *slaps*
                              
                              At restaurant:
                              
                              Cashier: And would you like a happy meal
                              
                              Knox: Yes *sniffs*
TheEmoOstrich TheEmoOstrich Aug 30, 2016
...I would have eaten the flower... You make it sound so delicious... :3
SEPTICPLIERAWAY40662 SEPTICPLIERAWAY40662 Dec 12, 2016
Wow, that's EXACTLY what I read!XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD 
                              Thanks author-Chan!!!