"*Clears throat* Fangirls and Fanboys have a extra pair of underwear nearby when reading these. It is not my fault if your mom catches you jerking-off to these chapters because they are so fantastically fantastic. HOPE YOU ENJOY YOURSELVES, you Creepypasta pervs!
Yeah I see you there behind that computer/phone/tablet screen. Can't keep your eyes off my story, (literally cause, ya know, how else are you going to read).
I generally hope you guys have fun and please vote for this series of Creepypasta Lemonssss~