Markiplier x Reader
My first story so if it sucks im sorry lol
BEEP BEEP IMA SHEEP I SAID BEEB BEEB IM A SH- SHUT THE F UP YOU TART.
😂 <--this face shows how i feel 😢sad while 😅 acting not to get sad
Alarm clock: BEEP BEEP MUTHAFUDGER GET YO FAT AZZ OUTTA BED
Me: -.- y u do dis
relatable. every single time. but you can never ruin these two things. I COULDVE BEEN AN ENGINEER. or YOUR HAIR WOULD LOOK GREAT ON MY WALL.
Read the first paragraph and I'm already leaving. You don't call anyone or anything retarded. I have friends who are mentally slow. You don't ever say that.
*the only person who has a mother to wake them up instead of an alarm* BUY ONE AT WALMART LOSERS