Flamingo'd: Filthy Frank/Joji x Reader

Flamingo'd: Filthy Frank/Joji x Reader

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Aledleledlele By Aledleledlele Updated Apr 24, 2017

You- a half- lycra half- human who has been living underground in a cavern for years, your only company being bat-squirrels and books.

Him- one of the filthiest people in the history of filth, the living embodiment of what a person should not be.

When your paths somehow meet. You escape the cavern and begin to find out things about the realm around you, getting little to no help from Francis of the Filth and all his fucked up friends. 

The real question is- can a human-Lycra fall in love with a 50 something cancer infested being like the man you start living with? No fucking chance.

  But with a life adventure of explosion, gender bending, modern art, and excessive porn gadgets? Maybe there is.

  • attempt
  • chinchin
  • comedy
  • filthy
  • frank
  • gordonramsay
  • guy
  • humor
  • joji
  • man
  • neighbors
  • nyes
  • pink
  • reader
  • safari
  • salamander
  • show
  • sorry
  • xreader
roguetiefenback roguetiefenback Jan 13, 2017
I like how there are no comments on the part where he's going to use a bat squirrel as a condom😂😂
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                              HOLY CHIN CHIN. HOW DID I GET HERE?!