Dan Howell, one of Lockwood High's most infamous bullies. Phil Lester, a quiet, likeable year 11 and also Dan's main victim. When Dan gets a low grade on a History paper, his teacher makes Phil his tutor. But of course they do more than study...
No homo? Psh. You're about as straight as your hair without your straightener
That's like literally right down the street from where I live!
Dad! Dad look! Its Dab!
Phil: It is! :3
Dan: *facepalm* You're just like your father.
Ah like every bully. It's great when a friend turns on you and starts making fun of you and what you look like and everything you do. Yup. Great. Love it.
wanna make out..
I just read that as orgasm
I was extremely confused for a second