Some British Lad (Dan Howell/danisnotonfire Fan Fiction)

Some British Lad (Dan Howell/danisnotonfire Fan Fiction)

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Kiera is awkward and her sense of humour generally offends. She had accepted the fact that after her move to London from Australia with her best friend Jess, she wasn't going to make any friends. However, whilst on a coffee attaining trip she runs into Dan Howell (quite literally) and finds herself falling for a certain British lad... a warning, cliche as they come.

Im CrInGInG SO HarD Bc IM wEarInG A DAnOSauR ShIRT SoMEONe KiLl ME pLS
Translate to, "Hello Bruce and Sheila, I've got some sausages and mash potatoes cooking on my barbecue," and no you do not cook mash on a barbecue you cook it in a saucepan
MMMMM I WISH I COULD WAKE UP IN SLOWTOWN BECAUSE WOOOOO THIS IS GOING TOO FAST
Idk why but this reminded me of Dan in the Undertale playthrough, "I would bang the heck out of you Toriel, don't do yourself like that."
Yes phil is a sexy beast but only when he made or serious do u see that because he more angel like every other time
I'm pretty sure Phil is an ANGEL BEAN but, whatever floats your boat