Eighteen and Mother of Three
"Ok... Well Hello! My name is Madison, Madison Louise, eighteen, dropped out from High Springs College at.... Oh shut up Stephanie, would you---NO DYLAN PUT THE CAT DOWN! Oh fu- I mean fudge yes fudge.... well fudge sakes! DO NOT PUT BROOKE IN THE FREEZER! Fudge sakes she is your sister! I'm sorry uhhh....Tom, yes Tom. Its been soooo long since I've talked to a decent human being! Oh you know what its like to work at Seven Eleven during night... You'll never know the type of people I meet, drunks, drugged teens, run away children..... oooh oooh! You MUST hear this, this other day...."
The Panda Express delivery guy, Tom I believe, stared at my with his eyes opened to the max.
"I'm sorry....no...no...no English. Egg rolls and stir fry for Miss Louise ey?"
I nodded in embarrassment, damn it Madison 5th time the week you've scared a delivery guy.
"Yes, I am so sorry uhhh Tom! I mean I'm dying here! A three, two, and one year old...NOT a good combination for a single mummy! Oh wait no no no! I am not a slut who lost her virginity at 13 no no no! Well Stephanie here, the oldest, well I found her at....."
"Oh goodness sakes! I can speak English and I can understand! Just shut the fu... Fudge there's kids!
Just shut the fried rice up! I did not travel for half an hour on this crappy motorbike to listen to your life story ok! I do not give a f- I meant I do not care if you are not a slut! Take your order already!"
Yelled Tom, I swear I could see his bald head turn to flames, burning what was barely left into crisp pieces.
"I am so sorry Tom! I apologies again! Here take the money, uhhh keep the change!" I apologised as I shoved him a $20 bill.
"Well that was worth it! An extra $7 huh! Good day to you Miss Definitely A Slut!" v