"So baby... how about that good time you promised?"
"For the last fucking time you horny pervert, I'm not a phone hooker!"
"Oh? So humor me then. Why did I find your phone number written in the local phone booth, with the label 'Asian Persuasion: Call me, for a guaranteed good time'?"
"Fuck my life."
"How about I fuck you instead?"
Or, the one where a prank gone wrong was one of the best and the worst things that happened in Zayn Malik's so called mediocre life.