Vampire!Levi x Eren
Levi was Eren's Master and Eren was Levi's Servant.
God Levi just tell him to walk around naked I mean he has nothing else to hide you can already see his crouch so what's stopping you from seeing the rest
me: *studying for finals*
outside: *little children screaming viciously*
me: *turns page in book and keeps studying* that sounds like a you problem; ima let y'all handle it
WHAT A SHAME THE POOR GROOM'S BRIDE IS A-
*cue Levi voice*
Lol... Why would he?! THERES NO ONE HOME!
I say it anyways... I be like "tadaima...".... "Eh?!"... "I heard when you say tadaima, and no one is home. Ghost will come to your house o_o."
Yeah cause that's normal some drunk ass "virgin" comes out of a BAR great logic Levi
Don't say "tadaima" when no one is there. Cause I havnt slept properly